Setting: Pitch black, bleak and isolated mansion.

Scene 1: Outside the dusty window the clock strikes 12a.m.

Narrator: On the bad side of town warehouses are never used until now…   a fly stopped at one house to gently tapped the circular window.

Scene 2: Inside the grimy attic the fly hovers from stage left to stage right.

Fly: (Speaking in the past voice) Hello? HELLO! Goodness there are so many spider webs! (The spider comes down swiftly from the ceiling)

Spider: (Charmingly) Hi! (taking a bow) Will you walk into my parlour?

Fly: (In a confident voice) NO! For who goes up your winding stairs never comes down again!

Scene 3: In the weird looking parlour the spider is chilling on his chair wearing a smoking jacket.

Ghost 1: ( Shaky) Should we warn her?

Ghost : 2 (With a laugh) No not yet!